It's gonna be a big purple nut bust

A Band Kid's Thoughts During Practice

  • wait what set are we in?
  • where are we starting?
  • god dammit it's so fucking hot outside omfg
  • WATER. I. NEED. WATER.
  • oh my god shut the fuck up stop talking omfg
  • shit. went to wrong set. fuck.
  • fuck. missed my step off. god dammit.
  • seriously? you missed your step off? COUNT.
  • oh god, I'm out of step in 3/4 this can't be happening jesus take the prndl help
  • ew the battery is so dirty pls stahp
  • why are you staring at the ground? it's not going anywhere
  • get your instrument up omfg
  • fuck yeah just made that run-through my bitch.
  • omfg tune.
  • if that guard member hits me shit's going to hit the roof.
  • fuck all of you
  • i love band!!!!
  • wait...i'm actually paying to do band??? THIS IS HELL
  • theres no money on the floor, get your head up
  • dude, toes up. we don't walk to our sets, we march.